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shaonicwhite:

the-haiku-bot:

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jakethesequel:

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roguesynapses:

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what’s going on people?

general depression

hate the military

So does general depression. Why do you think he’s so morose

if he hated it he’d kill his commander-in-chief

Unfortunately the commander-in-chief, five-star General Paranoia, is always alert for any threat to his person

orbital strike is always unlikely but never impossible

He’s got that exact quote as a wall poster with a kitten on it

well…. fuck….

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gentrification is an endemic issue plaguing this wet cite

gentrification

is an endemic issue

plaguing this wet cite

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

cute kitten poster in pink and purple gradients with "orbital strike is unlikely but never impossible written on itALT

motivational poster for general paranoia’s wall

dicaeopolis:

rederiswrites:

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lovely story from a friend today.

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vanilla-kitty:

luckymewciano:

luckymewciano:

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One of my favorite genres of post

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bye2k:

drawn to life - drawing themedavid j. francoimage

darkcomedies:

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯

free-post-store:

notajerusalemcricket:

hera-the-wizard:

funnytwittertweets:

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hey that’s the dude who made the yo-yo man instructional video

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Did you just know this

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philsmeatylegss:

Even if it was for one year in fifth grade <3

Have you ever played an instrument?

Guitar/Ukulele/Banjo

Violin/Bass

Flute/Piccolo

Clarinet/Oboe

Trumpet/Trombone/Saxophone/French Horn

Drums/Bongos

Piano/Harp/Accordion

Two or more

Something not listed

I never played an instrument

Extra points for leaving in tags for how many years and if you still do

fattributes:

fattributes:

Time for another party! I’m hosting a neighborhood barbecue and I only request that everyone attending brings a side dish. What can I count on you for?

Baked Beans

Deviled Eggs

Fresh Vegetables with Dip

Baked Dessert (brownies, cobbler, fruit pie, etc.)

Baked Macaroni and Cheese/ Lasagna

Watermelon

Coleslaw/ Potato Salad

Crunchy Vegetable Salad

Baked Spinach Dip/ Buffalo Chicken Dip

Jell-O

Again, for the intent of this poll, drinks, plates, and dinnerware are already taken care of. Let’s see if we can successfully coordinate a nice, balanced menu with our neighbors.

If you haven’t yet, please vote! There’s still plenty of time to make it to the party. :)

dungeongrind:

The Very Hungry Rust Monster is a mini-comic I made a few years back. I’ve seen it floating around Tumblr without attribution recently, so I’ve uploaded a higher-resolution version, properly credited.